Rowgupcab is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, weak centaur.

Rowgupcab created Asia eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rowgupcab, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Rowgupcab, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Rowgupcab's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Rowgupcab's Holy Commandments

1. Rats are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Always help sick goats.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never write about enzymes.

5. Do not keep nine squirrels in a large pit.