Tighiv is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, all-knowing eagle.

Tighiv created a top quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Tighiv, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Tighiv, it will throw large rocks at you.

Tighiv's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Tighiv's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your feet.

2. Shrews are not to be trusted.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never chant in holy places.