Dibcunhog is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, omniscient pigeon.

Dibcunhog created an electron seven million years ago.

If you believe in Dibcunhog, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Dibcunhog, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Dibcunhog's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Dibcunhog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill mice.

2. Run away if three squirrels approach from the west.

3. Never mix cucumbers with ash.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

5. Always help swans.