Nad is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, happy goat.

Nad created a bottom quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Nad, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Nad, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Nad's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Nad's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from mauve seals, for they are unholy.

2. Do not skip in public.

3. Never think about thermodynamics near rats while wearing white boots and balancing three zinc spheres on your hands.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never talk about asteroids.