Cenlamkom is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, impressive finch.

Cenlamkom created Mount Everest four years ago.

If you believe in Cenlamkom, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cenlamkom, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Cenlamkom's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Cenlamkom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not count beyond eight during ceremonies.

2. Always maintain patience during days of mourning.

3. Never chant while facing east.

4. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.