Tagnutbafbom is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely large, amazing
lion.
Tagnutbafbom created bats eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Tagnutbafbom, she will ignore you.
If you do not believe in
Tagnutbafbom, she will be very sad.
Tagnutbafbom's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.
Tagnutbafbom's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about bats.
2. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a building before entering it.
3. Never hurt hamsters.
4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.