Higvadarm is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, flying parrot.

Higvadarm created an up quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Higvadarm, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Higvadarm, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Higvadarm's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Higvadarm's Holy Commandments

1. Higvadarm loves capybaras, so they must be respected.

2. Do not keep eight sheep in a large pit.

3. Do not bounce in public.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Higvadarm.

5. Do not commit murder.