Dabgiljarnbap is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, kind crab.

Dabgiljarnbap created dark energy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dabgiljarnbap, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dabgiljarnbap, it will send you a sign.

Dabgiljarnbap's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Dabgiljarnbap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Put Dabgiljarnbap first in all things.

4. Never leap near shrews.

5. Never skip in holy places.