Timhimrotpasfumqueegrapbam
is a god.
He takes the form of a slim, tranquil
cyclops-rhinoceros-snail
.
Timhimrotpasfumqueegrapbam
created dark matter nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Timhimrotpasfumqueegrapbam
, he will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Timhimrotpasfumqueegrapbam
, he will be mildly annoyed.
Timhimrotpasfumqueegrapbam's
most sacred site is Vinezac in France.
Timhimrotpasfumqueegrapbam's Holy Commandments
1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
2. Always look after injured porpoises.
3. Never talk about fire.
4. Show mercy to disobedient children.
5. Never wear scarves.
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