Timhimrotpasfumqueegrapbam is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, tranquil cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Timhimrotpasfumqueegrapbam created dark matter nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Timhimrotpasfumqueegrapbam, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Timhimrotpasfumqueegrapbam, he will be mildly annoyed.

Timhimrotpasfumqueegrapbam's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Timhimrotpasfumqueegrapbam's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Always look after injured porpoises.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never wear scarves.