Pashubrull is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, irritating yak.

Pashubrull created life nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pashubrull, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Pashubrull, it will make you grow a tail.

Pashubrull's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Pashubrull's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Always help moths in need.

3. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Never look at galaxies.

5. Never talk about gravity.