Xenwiphugbun is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, selfish fairy.

Xenwiphugbun created the cosmos seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Xenwiphugbun, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Xenwiphugbun, it will refuse to believe in you.

Xenwiphugbun's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Xenwiphugbun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your legs.

2. Always make sure there are no sheep in a building before entering it.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Do not drink alcohol.