Jadhogart is a god.
It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, dishonourable
swallow.
Jadhogart created the Sun five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Jadhogart, it will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Jadhogart, it will torture you forever.
Jadhogart's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.
Jadhogart's Holy Commandments1. Jadhogart loves seals, so they must be honoured.
2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
3. Never talk about solid mechanics near mites while wearing mauve shorts and balancing five silver spheres on your hands.
4. Never write about stars.
5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.