Rutwapjab is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, humane butterfly.

Rutwapjab created the world eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Rutwapjab, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Rutwapjab, it will refuse to believe in you.

Rutwapjab's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Rutwapjab's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never look at stars.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rutwapjab.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.