Rultitcinkip is a god.

She takes the form of a large, deceitful parrot.

Rultitcinkip created Asia seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rultitcinkip, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Rultitcinkip, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Rultitcinkip's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Rultitcinkip's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never hurt seals.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate sheep.

5. Do not listen to music.