Dumnurllun is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, blissful pigeon.

Dumnurllun created the Whirlpool Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dumnurllun, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dumnurllun, it will destroy your favourite star.

Dumnurllun's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Dumnurllun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion tools from titanium.

2. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.

3. Never paint your chest black.

4. Dumnurllun loves snails, so they must be honoured.

5. Always share garlic with strangers, but never with porpoises.