Femcudrull is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, blissful centipede.

Femcudrull created the planet Saturn five million years ago.

If you believe in Femcudrull, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Femcudrull, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Femcudrull's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Femcudrull's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never hurt snakes.

4. Never talk about planets.

5. Never think about gravity near voles while wearing white scarves and balancing six zinc spheres on your legs.
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