Mildittap is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, amazing gerbil.

Mildittap created silver two years ago.

If you believe in Mildittap, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Mildittap, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Mildittap's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Mildittap's Holy Commandments

1. Never run near frogs.

2. Always obey Mildittap's priests.

3. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a building before entering it.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not covet oxen.