Volhogpop is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, almighty mouse.

Volhogpop created the world six million years ago.

If you believe in Volhogpop, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Volhogpop, she will not care.

Volhogpop's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Volhogpop's Holy Commandments

1. Never mark doors with black.

2. Do not speak about onions.

3. Do not wear tin on your body.

4. Do not shave your face.

5. Never hurt bats.