Sigfubcin is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, astonishing coyote.

Sigfubcin created the Sun six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sigfubcin, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Sigfubcin, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Sigfubcin's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Sigfubcin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum field theory near pigs while wearing mauve shirts.

2. Always look after injured badgers.

3. Do not eat limes.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Sigfubcin must be the most important thing in your life.