Sigfubcin is a god.
She takes the form of an exceedingly large, astonishing
coyote.
Sigfubcin created the Sun six thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Sigfubcin, she will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Sigfubcin, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.
Sigfubcin's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.
Sigfubcin's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about quantum field theory near pigs while wearing mauve shirts.
2. Always look after injured badgers.
3. Do not eat limes.
4. Do not make images of living things.
5. Sigfubcin must be the most important thing in your life.