Fotvogmet is a god.

It takes the form of a small, staggering scorpion.

Fotvogmet created the Virgo Supercluster four billion years ago.

If you believe in Fotvogmet, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Fotvogmet, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Fotvogmet's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Fotvogmet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not consume lemons at dawn.

2. Never speak of order in the presence of strangers.

3. Never wear violet stockings on sacred days.

4. Never handle carbon while unclean.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.