Dossvadsag is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, effective whale.

Dossvadsag created dark matter five billion years ago.

If you believe in Dossvadsag, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Dossvadsag, it will turn you into a worm.

Dossvadsag's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Dossvadsag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never think about dark energy.

4. Never talk about dwarf planets.

5. Do not shave your hands.