Jamweggedbus is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, benevolent goose.

Jamweggedbus created Asia seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jamweggedbus, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Jamweggedbus, it will cry a lot.

Jamweggedbus' most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Jamweggedbus' Holy Commandments

1. Erect nine nickel sculptures of Jamweggedbus on top of important buildings.

2. Never talk about great tits.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Always look after injured badgers.

5. Run away if five manatees approach from the south.