Jamweggedbus is a god.
It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, benevolent
goose.
Jamweggedbus created Asia seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Jamweggedbus, it will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Jamweggedbus, it will cry a lot.
Jamweggedbus' most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.
Jamweggedbus' Holy Commandments1. Erect nine nickel sculptures of Jamweggedbus on top of important buildings.
2. Never talk about great tits.
3. Never eat bark.
4. Always look after injured badgers.
5. Run away if five manatees approach from the south.