Midrutt is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, effective crab.

Midrutt created the Andromeda Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Midrutt, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Midrutt, it will destroy your home planet.

Midrutt's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Midrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry bats.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Midrutt loves aardvarks, so they must be honoured.