Yakmadkem is a god.

He takes the form of a small, cheerful swan.

Yakmadkem created the Sol system eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yakmadkem, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Yakmadkem, he will strike you with lightening.

Yakmadkem's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Yakmadkem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never discuss the inheritance of acquired characteristics in public assemblies.

3. Always cleanse oil with water.

4. Never talk about capybaras.

5. Do not speak sacred words in summer.