Rullxuck is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, kind manatee.

Rullxuck created the Cigar Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rullxuck, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Rullxuck, he will destroy your favourite star.

Rullxuck's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Rullxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from fawn geese, for they are unholy.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate otters.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Mites are not to be trusted.