Fetxuckved is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, sapient mouse.

Fetxuckved created life six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fetxuckved, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Fetxuckved, he will not invite you to parties.

Fetxuckved's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Fetxuckved's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not wear copper on your body.

3. Do not study chlorophyll on holy days.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate goats.