Ranzogfly is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, staggering owl.

Ranzogfly created the world twelve years ago.

If you believe in Ranzogfly, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Ranzogfly, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Ranzogfly's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Ranzogfly's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about special relativity.

2. Always treat voles with great respect.

3. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Ranzogfly.

5. Always obey Ranzogfly's priests.
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