Gattit is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, happy armadillo.

Gattit created an electron seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gattit, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Gattit, it will not care.

Gattit's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Gattit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare peanuts while filled with fear.

2. Never cross forests at midday.

3. Always make sure there are no mice in a building before entering it.

4. Do not step barefoot upon red earth.

5. Do not cook food in pots.