Catgofgem is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, strong dove.

Catgofgem created humankind eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Catgofgem, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Catgofgem, he will manifest in front of you.

Catgofgem's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Catgofgem's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ultrasonics near foxes while wearing green rings.

2. Shrews are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not speak about garlic.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
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