Hivcetstig is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, impressive toad.

Hivcetstig created the Andromeda Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hivcetstig, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Hivcetstig, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Hivcetstig's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Hivcetstig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Always help snails.

3. Voles are not to be trusted.

4. Never prepare peas during summer.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.