Habkipminbissjipjopfabstig
is a god.
He takes the form of a heavy, generous
snake
.
Habkipminbissjipjopfabstig
created parasitic wasps five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Habkipminbissjipjopfabstig
, he will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Habkipminbissjipjopfabstig
, he will turn you into a hamster.
Habkipminbissjipjopfabstig's
most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.
Habkipminbissjipjopfabstig's Holy Commandments
1. Retreat if eight seals approach from the west.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
3. Pray towards the east.
4. Never feed lots of cucumbers to porpoises while wearing orange scarves.
5. Never hurt horses.
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