Tunhiming is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, loving gerbil.

Tunhiming created water six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tunhiming, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Tunhiming, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Tunhiming's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Tunhiming's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dwarf planets.

2. Never paint your feet cyan.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Always treat porpoises with great respect.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.