Tadmatsaf is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, unthinking camel.

Tadmatsaf created the Tadpole Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Tadmatsaf, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Tadmatsaf, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Tadmatsaf's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Tadmatsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Tadmatsaf.

2. Never talk about fluid mechanics near dolphins while wearing black hats and balancing six zinc spheres on your chest.

3. You must never eat rice.

4. Never talk about stars.

5. Never write about asteroids.