Kanpagben is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, annoying shark.

Kanpagben created the Sol system four years ago.

If you believe in Kanpagben, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Kanpagben, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Kanpagben's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Kanpagben's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about photosynthesis.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never leap near moths.

4. Never talk about comets.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.