Larpnibpan is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, quiet crab.

Larpnibpan created the Virgo Supercluster two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Larpnibpan, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Larpnibpan, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Larpnibpan's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Larpnibpan's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Mice are not to be trusted.

4. Always keep your back turned to the east at sunset.

5. Do not speak of electromagnetism near sacred fires.