Cadmipsit is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, humorless cow.

Cadmipsit created the universe three billion years ago.

If you believe in Cadmipsit, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cadmipsit, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Cadmipsit's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Cadmipsit's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

2. Never eat peanuts.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Dogs are not to be trusted.