Hudbumfeb is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, thoughtless jellyfish.

Hudbumfeb created a down quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Hudbumfeb, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Hudbumfeb, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Hudbumfeb's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Hudbumfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick ducks.

2. Never wear trousers.

3. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not drink water in white rooms.