Hudgumortjon is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, unselfish toad.

Hudgumortjon created the world eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hudgumortjon, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Hudgumortjon, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Hudgumortjon's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Hudgumortjon's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Hudgumortjon.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never mention rats.

5. Feed all hungry goats.