Vidwankip is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, flying dragon.

Vidwankip created vertebrates four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vidwankip, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Vidwankip, he will send you a sign.

Vidwankip's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Vidwankip's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large lead sculpture of Vidwankip on top of all buildings.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Vidwankip loves rats, so they must be respected.

4. Never paint your back blue.

5. You must pray to Vidwankip eight times a day.