Bogfumpid is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, overgenerous eagle.

Bogfumpid created the Sombrero Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bogfumpid, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bogfumpid, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Bogfumpid's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Bogfumpid's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bogfumpid.

2. You must pray to Bogfumpid six times a day.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tortoises.