Quimwadvoglit is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unselfish ferret.

Quimwadvoglit created light four years ago.

If you believe in Quimwadvoglit, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Quimwadvoglit, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Quimwadvoglit's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Quimwadvoglit's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in holy places.

2. Always help nematodes in need.

3. Never feed melons to squirrels while wearing violet tights.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.