Legmadarf is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, strong horse.

Legmadarf created the Andromeda Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Legmadarf, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Legmadarf, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Legmadarf's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Legmadarf's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never laugh in holy places.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. You must never eat parsnips.