Pogfudcedveen is a god.

It takes the form of a small, all-knowing hare.

Pogfudcedveen created light four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pogfudcedveen, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Pogfudcedveen, it will boil you in a big pot.

Pogfudcedveen's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Pogfudcedveen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear pink clothing.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not speak about cucumbers.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.