Botzigkom is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, unsympathetic centipede.

Botzigkom created a down quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Botzigkom, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Botzigkom, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Botzigkom's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Botzigkom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep four squirrels in a large pit.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force near tapirs while wearing indigo kilts and balancing five iron spheres on your face.

3. Do not dye your hair fawn.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Botzigkom.

5. Never write about thermodynamics.