Basshivten Dunponceb is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, all-powerful butterfly.

Basshivten Dunponceb created a quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Basshivten Dunponceb, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Basshivten Dunponceb, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Basshivten Dunponceb's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Basshivten Dunponceb's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Basshivten Dunponceb in the centre of the settlement.

2. Erect four gold sculptures of Basshivten Dunponceb on top of important buildings.

3. Always treat monkeys with great respect.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force near manatees while wearing purple boots and balancing seven zinc spheres on your arms.