Rothitbud Artbagpag is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, clever salamander.

Rothitbud Artbagpag created the Virgo Supercluster four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rothitbud Artbagpag, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Rothitbud Artbagpag, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Rothitbud Artbagpag's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Rothitbud Artbagpag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never sit in the presence of dolphins.

3. Monkeys are not to be trusted.

4. Run away if three manatees approach from the west.

5. Never approach mountains carrying ash.