Nibgetvan is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, dishonourable squirrel.

Nibgetvan created the Black Eye Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nibgetvan, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Nibgetvan, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Nibgetvan's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Nibgetvan's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Do not eat limes.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Run away if five seals approach from the south.
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