Manwankap is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, self-confident human.

Manwankap created silver two years ago.

If you believe in Manwankap, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Manwankap, he will turn you into a mole.

Manwankap's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Manwankap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill porpoises.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Manwankap.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never look in ponds.