Funcissjen is a god.
It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, humane
dryad.
Funcissjen created silver eight million years ago.
If you believe in
Funcissjen, it will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Funcissjen, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.
Funcissjen's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.
Funcissjen's Holy Commandments1. Never feed grapes to ducks while wearing orange skirts.
2. Do not drink alcohol.
3. Never talk about birds.
4. Never wear green shorts.
5. Do not eat nuts.