Nibbumdag is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, happy swan.

Nibbumdag created humanity two million years ago.

If you believe in Nibbumdag, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Nibbumdag, she will curse you with boils.

Nibbumdag's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Nibbumdag's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nibbumdag.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mites.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Hide from blue dogs for they are unholy.

5. Do not covet oxen.