Ingdutvig is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, sapient wolf.

Ingdutvig created time and space three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ingdutvig, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Ingdutvig, it will turn you into a worm.

Ingdutvig's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Ingdutvig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Ingdutvig's name in vain.

2. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Ingdutvig on top of all buildings.

3. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Ingdutvig in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Always help tortoises.