Ingdutvig is a god.
It takes the form of a slender, sapient
wolf.
Ingdutvig created time and space three thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Ingdutvig, it will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Ingdutvig, it will turn you into a worm.
Ingdutvig's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.
Ingdutvig's Holy Commandments1. Do not take Ingdutvig's name in vain.
2. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Ingdutvig on top of all buildings.
3. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Ingdutvig in the centre of the settlement.
4. Never eat bark.
5. Always help tortoises.