Dabtal is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, sapient butterfly.

Dabtal created the planet Earth nine million years ago.

If you believe in Dabtal, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Dabtal, it will cry a lot.

Dabtal's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Dabtal's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no whales in a building before entering it.

2. Never write about photosynthesis.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate rats.

4. Erect seven tin sculptures of Dabtal on top of important buildings.

5. Never play with disobedient children.