Cumrutkembit is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, prudent swallow.

Cumrutkembit created the Sun three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cumrutkembit, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cumrutkembit, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Cumrutkembit's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Cumrutkembit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Feed all hungry moths.

3. Never jump in the presence of squirrels.

4. Never look at galaxies.

5. Always obey Cumrutkembit's priests.