Jadpodmipbadratbegtunnull is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, narcissistic raven.

Jadpodmipbadratbegtunnull created a top quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jadpodmipbadratbegtunnull, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Jadpodmipbadratbegtunnull, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Jadpodmipbadratbegtunnull's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Jadpodmipbadratbegtunnull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Jadpodmipbadratbegtunnull's name in vain.

2. Do not shave your legs.

3. Put Jadpodmipbadratbegtunnull first in all things.

4. Shun those given to sloth.

5. Never adorn your chest with black markings.