Flagfongar is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, omnipotent newt.

Flagfongar created the Sol system two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flagfongar, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Flagfongar, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Flagfongar's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Flagfongar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never talk about quantum mechanics near dogs while wearing turquoise rings.

3. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. You must love Flagfongar.

5. Never feed corn to porpoises while wearing orange shorts.