Mutkemgut Tonapptofdob is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, wise penguin.

Mutkemgut Tonapptofdob created Asia four billion years ago.

If you believe in Mutkemgut Tonapptofdob, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Mutkemgut Tonapptofdob, he will not care.

Mutkemgut Tonapptofdob's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Mutkemgut Tonapptofdob's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in spring.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never talk about quantum mechanics.

5. Do not stand on grass.