Bidbimwon is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, all-powerful crane.

Bidbimwon created light eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bidbimwon, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bidbimwon, it will turn you into a frog.

Bidbimwon's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Bidbimwon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Always help bats in need.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.