Veenbanstervol is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, clever penguin.

Veenbanstervol created carbon twelve years ago.

If you believe in Veenbanstervol, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Veenbanstervol, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Veenbanstervol's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Veenbanstervol's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at dwarf planets.

2. Always help sick ducks.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
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