Taffosslin is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, loving wyvern.

Taffosslin created light five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Taffosslin, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Taffosslin, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Taffosslin's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Taffosslin's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Taffosslin's priests.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not trade with those who eat oranges.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not take Taffosslin's name in vain.