Henfedkon is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, egotistical snake.

Henfedkon created the Sombrero Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Henfedkon, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Henfedkon, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Henfedkon's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Henfedkon's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with humility when addressing elders.

2. Never talk about fluid mechanics near whales while wearing magenta scarves.

3. Never chant while facing east.

4. Shun those given to greed.

5. Remain standing during prayer.