Flisdobing is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, generous porpoise.

Flisdobing created oxygen five billion years ago.

If you believe in Flisdobing, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Flisdobing, she will turn you into a mole.

Flisdobing's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Flisdobing's Holy Commandments

1. Never prepare garlic during autumn.

2. Do not shave your head.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never look at galaxies.