Davmidgofpagkangungun is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, self-confident gnu.

Davmidgofpagkangungun created the Sun three million years ago.

If you believe in Davmidgofpagkangungun, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Davmidgofpagkangungun, it will make you grow a tail.

Davmidgofpagkangungun's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Davmidgofpagkangungun's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force near porpoises while wearing mauve jumpers and balancing eight gold spheres on your neck.

2. Always look after injured geese.

3. Monkeys are not to be trusted.

4. Davmidgofpagkangungun must be the most important thing in your life.

5. You must love Davmidgofpagkangungun.